To: Fandom People
From: John Connor

IS EVERYONE SAFE? I ran into an old friend today of the big bad and ugly type. Threat has been neutralized.

Also? Fandom randomness can suck it. I am a Joan today.

-J

John was crouched on top of the fridge, clad in tight-fitting clothing and trying his best to meld into the corner to be invisible. His hair was flopping in his eyes but he dare not even try to blow it away for fear of giving away his position ( Read more... )

Due to something happening at work today, John was at home, chilling, alternating between angry as all getout and laughing his ass off.

Probably should not have loaded the CD changer with NIN and STP and hit RANDOM.

[open for interaction! Call/visits welcomed!]

"No, Officer," John was saying, standing outside his house wearing fluffy fuzzy bunny slippers, blue bathrobe, and a shiteating grin of innocence, "I have no idea why the airbag went off when the radio was removed. Isn't that kind of dangerous ( Read more... )

To: Everyone ( Read more... )

John had put in a day around the house, making sure a few projects were well in hand. Making sure those projects would never be picked up by anyone outside the house, or ever see the light of day ( Read more... )

John was up early. He was expecting a delivery and didn't want to miss it. After all, it wasn't every day that one bought hundreds of dollars worth of mini cheesecakes.

[open for phone calls, snarking, and cheeeeesecaaaaaaake!]

To: studentlist, alumnilist, teacherlist
From: John Connor
Subject: Holiday Party

Hey, folks, this is the reminder that the First Annual Connor Holiday Thing is still planned for tonight. I've set up an account with Portalocity and they should be dropping you right into the backyard here. In fact, let me make sure that it's working...

Yep, it's ( Read more... )

John was at home, wondering when the best time to plan a holiday party would be at the Connor Homestead.

And who to invite.

And where they'd sleep!

[Semi-establishy. Also? If'n you wanna go to John's for a holiday dinner (whenever he picks a date), consider this the part where he calls you.]

Work had been a breeze. Make that, 'work had been a bit breezy'. He was kilted and woaded, and only had one major meeting. The director was dressed as a French maid so his kilt didn't get much more than a second look ( Read more... )